![]() ![]() Turns out there are warring vampire factions: The followers of Larten Crepsley, who don't kill when they dine, and the evil Vampanese, who don't need to kill but do, anyway, apparently because the habits of centuries are hard to break. Oh, and I almost forgot the two high-school kids ( Josh Hutcherson and Chris Massoglia) who are allegedly the hero and the anti-hero. Inexplicably, there is a small audience of normal customers who apparently didn't object to this treatment. ![]() ![]() You slide your money into a slot, and something tries to bite you. ![]() Reilly), who is proud of having developed a system of feeding off humans without killing them or turning them into vampires (i.e., "blooding them").Īll of these characters travel with the Cirque du Freak, which comes to town for a one-night stand in an abandoned and shuttered theater. And there's a paternal vampire named Larten Crepsley ( John C. Cerveris gives the only really interesting performance in the movie. Tiny ( Michael Cerveris), who has flaming gay affectations for no purpose, since anyone who can evoke purple gas to shrink humans into living mummies already has, you would think, sufficient interest. ![]()
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